On the first day of Christmas, IVF sent to me…

25 12 2008

On the first day of Christmas, IVF sent to me a stick in the stomach.

On the second day of Christmas, IVF sent to me two hairy nipples, and a stick in the stomach.

On the third day of Christmas, IVF sent to me three ultrasounds, two hairy nipples, and a stick in the stomach.

On the fourth day of Christmas, IVF sent to me four calling nurses, three ultrasounds, two hairy nipples, and a stick in the stomach.

On the fifth day of Christmas, IVF sent to me five e2 draws, four calling nurses, three ultrasounds, two hairy nipples, and a stick in the stomach.

On the sixth day of Christmas, IVF sent to me six eggs a-sleeping, five e2 draws, four calling nurses, three ultrasounds, two hairy nipples, and a stick in the stomach.

On the seventh day of Christmas, IVF sent to me seven sperm a-swimming, six eggs a-sleeping, five e2 draws, four nurses calling, three ultrasounds, two hairy nipples and a stick in the stomach.

On the eighth day of Christmas, IVF sent to me eight moods a-swinging, seven sperm a-swimming, six eggs a-sleeping, five e2 draws, four nurses calling, three ultrasounds, two hairy nipples and a stick in the stomach.

On the ninth day of Christmas, IVF sent to me nine RE’s dancing, eight moods a-swinging, seven sperm a-swimming, six eggs a-sleeping, five e2 draws, four nurses calling, three ultrasounds, two hairy nipples and a stick in the stomach.

On the tenth day of Christmas, IVF sent to me ten pounds and gaining, nine RE’s dancing, eight moods a-swinging, seven sperm a-swimming, six eggs a-sleeping, five e2 draws, four nurses calling, three ultrasounds, two hairy nipples and a stick in the stomach.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, IVF sent to me eleven weird dreams, ten pounds and gaining, nine RE’s dancing, eight moods a-swinging, seven sperm a-swimming, six eggs a-sleeping, five e2 draws, four nurses calling, three ultrasounds, two hairy nipples and a stick in the stomach.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, IVF sent to me twelve angry outlashes, eleven weird dreams, ten pounds and gaining, nine RE’s dancing, eight moods a-swinging, seven sperm a-swimming, six eggs a-sleeping, five e2 draws, four nurses calling, three ultrasounds, two hairy nipples and a stick in the stomach!

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